Theocacao: Which Theocacao is Right for You?

Which Theocacao is Right for You?

In order to better serve our customers, we've divided up the Theocacao web site into a series of different products with thought-provoking names. Reading a web site has never been so easy! Can you guess which one you is for you?

Please consult this simple product maxtrix:

Feature	Freebie	Good-ish	Premium	Extra Sprinkles	Magenta	Xtreme
Display site in Binary	X	X	X	X	X	X
Display site in English	X	X	X	X	X	X
Display site with vowels		X	X	X	X	X
Click on links (Safari only)			X	X	X	X
Select text on site			X	X	X	X
Display images			X	X	X	X
RSS Feed				X	X	X
Paste copied links				X	X	X
Scroll down pages on site with scroll wheel				X	X	X
Find hidden html in page				X	X	X
Post comments					X	X
Look at the site with a friend looking over your shoulder					X	X
Talk about the site over the phone						X
Think about site when not actually at computer						X

It's a joke, please laugh. Although the real joke is it's hard to tell exactly which company I'm spoofing.

Which Theocacao is Right for You?
Posted Nov 2, 2006 — 10 comments below

Andrew Creek — Nov 02, 06 2277

How very Vista of you.

Mike Abdullah — Nov 02, 06 2278

Genius! I want extra sprinkles!

Very true though about the question company of which company though. I had a look on Dell's site the other day for a friend - eek :(

However, my faith has been slightly restored. I'm looking for a network hard disk and checked out LaCie's site today. Refreshingly simple to find the right product. Anyone here have any other suggestions?

Gavin — Nov 02, 06 2280

I think I'm Magenta! However, the clever use of 'X' in Xtreme does something for me, too.

I guess it's Microsoft Vista. Or as Fake Steve calls it: Fista

Colin — Nov 02, 06 2281

Ha! That wacky Basecamp and Friends.

Joachim Bengtsson — Nov 02, 06 2282

It must've been the lineup of Creative X-Fi cards. Just the X-Fi brand, not all the other groups of groups of groups of brands of sound cards they have. I tried ordering one a few days ago. I almost gave up when I couldn't figure out which oneS supported real 5.1 surround speakers, and which oneS had XTREME surround virtualization that could only be played through two speakers.

When I browse product catalogs like that, all I hear in my head is:
We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AAAH DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

(FREE upgrade to Premium Xtreme Platinum version if you spot the reference!)

Scott Stevenson — Nov 02, 06 2283

It must've been the lineup of Creative X-Fi cards

Wow. I didn't even know about that one. Looks like it's a real race. Nobody has named the one I had in mind yet.

Galen D. W. — Nov 02, 06 2284

The problem is that so many companies do this crap it's hard to tell which one it is.

Jan Erik Breimo — Nov 02, 06 2285

Sounds very much like Visual Studio to me. :-)

It comes as in several (free) Express editions, the Standard edition and the Professional edition. Then there are the Team System editions for developers, architects and testers. There's also a Team System Server of course and one that includes all of this for the equivalent of $15,000.

Justin Olbrantz Quantam — Nov 02, 06 2287

You're obviously not spoofing Office 2003/2007. They're much more evil than simple progressive supersets.

dc — Nov 03, 06 2294

Ha, I actually thought it was a dig at Gruber. I guess he really only has one tier, though.

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